cosbyykidd:

queencityconfidential:

sadfag:

seruant:

ah yes, its almost halloween. 

please desist forever immediately 

Relieving stress from the skeleton war

I laughed way too hard at this

youcouldbefound:

neoliberalismkills:

"no one can love you until you love yourself"

that is complete bullshit

don’t let anyone tell you that you don’t deserve love from other people because you struggle with loving yourself

this everyone read this right now

"It’s scary to think that there are words meant for me but were never said to me."
jenn satsune (via ohsatsune)

What You Crave vs What You Need

  • Chocolate: Raw nuts/seeds.
  • Oily/Fatty Snacks: Kale, leafy greens.
  • Soda/Carbonated Drinks: Actual, literal bubbles.
  • Chips/Salty Food: Topsoil.
  • Cookies: Freudian psychology.
  • Sweet Tea: A strong Southern gentleman to take care of you.
  • Pasta/Carbs: Pasta/Carbs.
  • Ice: The sweet release of death.
  • psychedelicatessenn:

stunningpicture:

I don’t know shit about photography, but the person who took this shot must be given the highest award of them all.

this is breathtaking

    asmilinggoddess:

    prettyflyforabow-tie:

    asmilinggoddess:

    ok but one day tony is like “how the fuck do you afford things. you’re captain america you dont have a goddamned day job.” and steve just looks at him “tony, my bank account has been gathering interest since the forties. im fuckin loaded.”

    I’d assumed his account would have been frozen

    that is the best comment anyone has added to this post and i want to personally thank you for that

    What I owe my mother, I’ll never be able to repay