mozzheart:

fostertheppl:

kill the idea that small boobs aren’t good boobs

AMEN

persassyqueen:

calikitty-13:

twospookywhiskey:

bleachdalilah:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

PLEASE EXPLAIN

EHEHEH

No one explain

LMAO THIS IS SO FUNNY I’M GOING TO THROW UP BC I’M LAUGHING SO HARD

"One day, whether you
are 14,
28 
or 65

you will stumble upon
someone who will start
a fire in you that cannot die.

However, the saddest,
most awful truth
you will ever come to find––

is they are not always
with whom we spend our lives."
Beau Taplin, "The Awful Truth" {Hunting Season – 28 copies left}  (via theremina)
  • Kidnapper: Get in the fukin van
  • Me: Oh ok cool
  • Kidnapper: Wut
  • Me: This is a febreze commercial right
  • Kidnapper: Wut
  • Me: Smells pretty shitty in here to me tbh
  • "The Universe is under no obligation to make sense to you."
    Neil deGrasse Tyson   (via underallthis)

    unfreezes:

    That moment when you talk to yourself and you start smiling like an idiot because you’re just so hilarious.

    inkskinned:

"I’m so humiliated, I thought that he loved me."